In a far-off land, there lived Stardust; a magical, cheeky unicorn. One day while frolicking in a field, Stardust was enraptured when beholding a glimpse of Glitterhoof, the most beautiful, majestic creature Stardust had ever seen. They danced in the moonlight, their horns aglow with vibrant colors. Their passions climaxed into a moment of pure, unbridled Cornicating...uh, AHEM. Got a little carried away there. Enjoy this magical shirt with shipping freer than their boundless love.
